Adult Entertaining Cant

So yesterday I got my first taste of the world of Adult Entertainment, and what a taste it was.

My friend Mike and his mate invited me to help out at a casting and I met a real life porn star. Well maybe not star…hmmm trying to think of other space analogies… black hole? No, that’s wrong on many levels… she’s a glamour model I suppose. Amazingly (or perhaps not), she was just a ‘normal’ person: privately educated, degree in business and a great pair of breasts. She enjoys the work she does and has big plans to start up her own fashion house one day, something I believe she probabl will achieve in a few years time. It was all very interesting and I now aspire to becoming a Porn King one day: sex sells and I want a bit of it (the money)…(and the sex actually).

Had to do some filming in the afternoon, ended up not at Television Centre but in Hammersmith. Hammersmith, if you don’t know it, is a hole, and standing there with a strapping young camera man with a big boom (not talking sex anymore) attracted all sorts of nutters. Cameras are nutter magnets, it’s as simple as that.

I wanted to un-review another programme but haven’t had time to even think about it, let alone not watch it. I will do one tonight.I am also going to think of other things to write about. Talking about me all the time is a little boring.

In the meantime, here’s a funny video which provided me with the inspiration for the previous post’s title:

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