Ten Facts about Cant Face
1. Works in the dizzy world of television
2. Spends a lot of time not working in television but watching it instead.
3. Is 28 years old
4. Is a man and therefore doesn’t own a cant.
5. Is gay and doesn’t like cants.
6. Hates mushrooms.
7. Loves history and old boats and that.
8. Hates the number 13.
9. Loves laughing (that’s the shittest thing I could think of; I actually don’t laugh very often and very seldom smile).
10. Will never tire of the cant/cunt ‘play’ on words.
Cant Face 
I like 2, 4, 5, 6, 7, and 10, because it makes me chortle.
I like this blog. I like Cant Face. Quite a lot. He is clever and witty and charming and handsome. I hate Cant Face. Quite a lot. I still like the blog though.
Bunch of cants!
he he – you said cunt.